December 2011
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
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Oh hey gosh, I just realized something (or rather the significance of it). Kissing him still gives me butterflies. What! This actually exists? Wow.
The way he makes me feel kind of scares me. It’s as though I’m leading myself to my own demise because I know he could crush me. This is the best road to demise I’ve ever taken. [Note how extremely cynical I manage to sound despite...
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I think I’m hilarious.
This has been a post.
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oh god oh god oh god, I think I finally came up with a decent thesis. I’m going to make this paper my bitch.
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oh my gosh I can’t come up with a thesis for this damn paper about this poem
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
-_-
Seriously if anyone feels like helping me out, send me a message.
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Honestly I think if I could do anything (career-wise, I mean) I think I would be a professor of poetry. Teaching, talking, and deciphering poetry all day sounds like the most amazing thing ever. I just doubt I would only be teaching poetry. I would probably have to teach other types of English classes, which doesn’t really sound too appealing :|
“The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.”
– Mark Twain (via mushroomflesh)
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“Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap...”
– Steve Jobs (via data-)
How I plan on inviting people to see "The Hobbit"...
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Mary and her aunt are seeing Mamma Mia tonight on Broadway and had an extra ticket, so she invited me :D :D :D I am super excited, who wouldn’t want to see a Broadway play randomly after dealing with finals?
